I felt like destroying something beautiful. AwaitCollapse

DONESSSSSSSSSSS!

2005-12-07T04:15:09Z

YES! I finished all my finals and exams today... I think I passed my classes too. Although we will see. OFFICIALLY on Winter Break! I'm going home this Thursday, transferring to the Hollister Co. at Sunset Place and attending my bros wedding this Sunday, "...And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think." Then I plan on basically dicking around in Miami until 2006. That's the Present Plan. Thanks for everything Gayjournal. <3 Me

awaitcollapse @ 2005-11-21T15:54:00

2005-11-21T20:58:01Z

South Carolina was a blast!.. Basil's about to start shedding.. Going to Miami for Thanksgiving Crap on Wed. .. And the semester is almost over!

awaitcollapse @ 2005-11-12T11:50:00

2005-11-12T16:56:58Z

If anyone wants to buy me this setup, i could give you sexual favors in exchange, or off someone, you name it.

awaitcollapse @ 2005-10-03T01:03:00

2005-10-03T05:04:19Z

Basil is leet as fuck.

My three month old ... Basil

2005-10-02T03:27:39Z

I drove to Tampa early this morning for the tenth annual florida international snake show. After checking out all the sweet snakes I decided to get this pretty 3 month old female ringed ball python, shes about 12" long and already feeding on small rats.

Look how pretty

Basil and I stuck in traffic...

Patrick and Basil.

lots and lots of ha ha's

2005-09-07T04:20:10Z

ALI G SEASON 2 came out today...
Booyakasha!

awaitcollapse @ 2005-08-13T17:27:00

2005-08-13T21:28:15Z

leavin going back to jamlando in a couple hours. we suprised my dad today at the airport and threw him a rum party back at home... like 15-20 different kinds of rum, rum cake, and some other shit. umm miami was fun, i went to the beach with bill and kevin, went climbing a couple times at x-treme with chase, saw the island(aka amazing lil' flick), and ate SAMURAI(damn hell ass yeah!) but i got to get out of here, jamlando here i come. guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh back to chick-fil-a twice a day and 10 hour hollister shifts. fall semester starts the 22nd, and its going to be tons of funs.

August is burning red with the heat of like a hundred degrees! gimme some water!

2005-08-05T15:36:10Z

Miami 7-14th, Cause im done with summer bee and i want to hangout with my bro-dudes, go climbing, hit the beach, samurai, and jamba juice. Trinidad 11-13ish, My dads last flight before he retires, so good old American Airlines is flying my mom and I first clizzy class down with him. Then back up to school and work on the 15th, Fall classes start the 22nd, and I'm actually excited, I hated HS but University rules. I've taken a crap-load of extra classes and I'll be a Junior by Spring semester. cha-ching! anyways, good talk.

awaitcollapse @ 2005-07-25T11:59:00

2005-07-25T15:59:55Z

and then i saw the blood.

Shut up hoe.

2005-05-28T04:23:09Z

Here its finally hit the intarweb...
http://community.webshots.com/user/awaitcollapse
Check out the house pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

awaitcollapse @ 2005-05-01T14:02:00

2005-05-01T18:03:18Z

Baaaaa yo im sick as shit biatch! No really, my throat is killing me.

Finals 2005 punching babies and all sorts of good stuff.

2005-04-26T15:21:59Z

Soo heres a couple pictures of last weekend...

Liz and I.

Joanne, pantless Bobby, Janna (Bookshelf).

Paul and I.

Liz and Joanne.

Kevin like wasted off his ass.

Tree swinging.

Oh yeah and Satan showed up at Stefan's.

Comedian Mitch Hedberg was found dead ... THIS BLOWS.

2005-03-31T22:44:22Z

Comedian Mitch Hedberg was found dead in a New Jersey hotel room Wednesday morning, according to Minnesota's Pioneer Press. He was 37.

The cause of death has not been determined, and details concerning his death have yet to be

released. The Pioneer Press reported that Hedberg's family has been told he suffered a heart attack.

The comic — who bore an uncanny resemblance to Rush frontman Geddy Lee and once explained the reason his was not a household name was because most of his fans lived in apartments — spent much of his career straddling that fine line between cult status and relatively larger stardom. Born and raised in St. Paul, Minnesota, Hedberg was known for his disheveled hippie look, his relaxed, almost sedate stage manner, and his dawdling delivery — his face forever concealed behind a pair of shades and a wall of floppy bangs.

Much like Steven Wright, Hedberg was a master of the sharp-as-glass-shards one-liner ("Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something"; "I would imagine if you understood Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy"; "When someone hands you a flier, it's like they're saying, 'Here, you throw this away.' ") His comical, almost-too-obvious observations about life's subtle peculiarities inspired Time magazine to declare the stand-up comic "the next Seinfeld" in 2000.

A frequent guest on Howard Stern's morning radio show and "Late Show With David Letterman," Hedberg's resume also included several television and film roles, including appearances on FOX's "That '70s Show," the NBC comedy series "Ed" and the animated shows "Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist" and "Home Movies."

Hedberg also lent his voice to Comedy Central's "Crank Yankers," played the Eagles' road manager in the film "Almost Famous" and wrote, directed, produced and starred in the 1999 independent film "Los Enchiladas!" The film centered on a small Mexican restaurant in Minneapolis, where Hedberg's character, a drifter, was working as a cook until he suddenly found himself in charge of the joint after the manager attacked a customer and the chef left for a better job.

Hedberg's first television appearance came on MTV's stand-up series "Comikaze," a gig he landed by personally pitching his act to the program's talent coordinator. In 1997, he won the grand prize at the Seattle Comedy Competition. Years of headlining club tours followed, and Hedberg eventually secured a development deal with FOX to create a sitcom, though that project never came to fruition. In 2003, Comedy Central Records issued his albums Mitch All Together and Strategic Grill Locations, and sponsored a tour with Hedberg, Lewis Black of "The Daily Show" Dave Attell of "Insomniac."

"He had a heart of gold," his mother, Mary Hedberg, told the Pioneer Press. "He was a brilliant comic and a wonderful person."

Hedberg joked often about drug abuse, but in a recent interview, he said he'd given up smoking marijuana several years ago. "For 10 years, it was amazing, but then I had to give it up because it didn't feel as good," he said. "The audience thinks I'm stoned all the time and I have to write my material that way ... so sometimes, when they come up to me after a show and ask me to join them, I just tell them I'm an undercover cop."

According to an article published in the Los Angeles Times in 2003, Hedberg spent two-and-a half-days in jail, and six weeks in a hospital bed, following his arrest in May of that year for felony heroin possession. But Hedberg said he was arrested for "possession of paraphernalia and pills and things like that. My actual bust was minor. I got a misdemeanor. People used that bust to try and prove that I was busted for having, like, a kilo of heroin on me."

A posting on Comedy Central's Web site reads, "Tragically, Mitch Hedberg passed away this week. Mitch was a beloved member of the Comedy Central family, and we join fans in our sadness. He will be missed."

— Chris Harris, with additional reporting by Gil Kaufman

Blahahaaa no more spring break...

2005-03-21T05:01:38Z

this sucks. time to write a four page punch-you-in-your-face paper.

New Norma Jean is sweet.

2005-02-28T00:34:35Z

New Norma Jean is sweet. If you didnt preorder it, get it tuesday and recieve a poster tooo!1!!

Whoooo breaking edge...

2005-02-21T20:15:33Z

Uh oh breaking edge... I went to get my knee checked out and they told me I had Patellofemoral Pain Syndrome aka Runners knee. So they prescribed me with 500 mg tablets of Diflunisal. According to some online medicine information sites I can experience dizziness and if i drink alcohol it will intensify the effect. Whoooo I think ill do a little coke at the same time and tell you about it later! xXx fuck yeah.

I quit my valet job and I've been told I'm a really angry person. Im content with that.

2005-02-16T03:52:14Z

Having to drive 41 miles round trip to work ... too much
Having to park 55 cars in 60 min. with a busted knee all by yourself while your supervisor dicks around on his cell phone ...retarded
Getting 3 and a half hour time slots when you drive that far and spend money on tolls and gas...fucking worthless
Getting yelled for driving a 2005 Porsche 911 cause your gay ass supervisor wasn't there doing his job...Fucking Awesome!
Telling your head supervisor that this job is "fucking worthless, and that I'm not going to be coming any more" ...The Best Feeling in the WORLD!

I don't need a job, that badly. And being able to tell someone off like that made me feel great. I guess that Im a bad person or something ... oh well, I was also told by some girl that I may be a schizo, and by another that I had anger problems. I need to break stuff.

Best Feeling in the WORLD!

kthx bye

Doing Stuff

2005-02-09T19:29:49Z

I got a new Job, I start friday its a Valet Job down town and starting pay is nine bucks. Im pretty excited cause I get to drive nice cars and make some bitch'n money. I kind of want this semester to be over. Blah Blah Blah. The End.

awaitcollapse @ 2005-02-02T23:59:00

2005-02-03T05:06:19Z

Damn,... tonight was soo fun, like 10 of us went out to P.F.Changs for Dobi's birthday, i was told the most disturbing yet interesting broken arm story, and we played a couple rounds of halo at dan's after P.F. mutha truck'n Changs. (Chase I know the halo kids up in S.C. are douche bags) Anywho, I have one more day of classes and then were going to have a 2 Day kick_you_in_your_face badass party this weekend. im excited. new mars volta, comeback kid, and bright eyes are schweeeet check them out(i.e. download them illegally. gg kthx bye - David

"Punch the elderly"

2005-01-29T08:15:14Z

Quite possibly the most boring weekend ever... all the bro-dudes left town, all the ladies are working and i have no tv, hense no Halo. I played at stefans and that along with working out was the highlight of my day. I picked up applications from EBgames, FYE, Pac Sun, and University Surf and Skate and am going to fill them out and return them all tom. I want a job!

awaitcollapse @ 2005-01-24T12:42:00

2005-01-24T17:47:28Z

Im catching up on school work, design and basically life. I've decided that I want to make a new site, DavidHoffmannDesign.com and start to actually make money doing some graphic design work, instead of just dicking around with it. Im making some new merch for into the moat and ill post some pics when im done... i think its going to look freaking sweet. TTYL!1!!

awaitcollapse @ 2005-01-21T01:24:00

2005-01-21T06:32:01Z

Tonight was fun I went to a going away dinner for my cousin to NY... watched GardenState with some babes(seriously like the 17th time), forgot to turn in an assignment until an hour after it was due... 1am. Oh and i applied at Pita Pit, but from what I hear so did the rest of the University. Hopefully they will need me, cause I want a job. Will someone fix my tv? I havent played Halo in like 2 weeks, and maybe thats why im in kickass shape. The End.

awaitcollapse @ 2005-01-16T02:01:00

2005-01-16T07:04:46Z

Umm i went to some cowgirls and ninjas party tonight that turned out to be janna and i sitting on the couch and me forcing her to watch liverpool vs. Manchester Utd. in soccer, while everyone else got wasted. Im addicted to soccer now. ex up mutha trucker.

Soo much fun...

2005-01-09T07:06:48Z

Ah wow my first real night back at school was soo much fun. I hung out with this chick Lindsay from Boston, Kevin from leetcore.com and the guys from INTO THE MOAT. Woah sorry for that dirty name drop. Heh. Stefans house is all rebuilt and looks freakin pimp as hell and blah blah blah. I have church tom. early so im out.

Awaitcollapse.com will be done eventually... im the crap out of kevin and tell him to finish it.

Alright I redid my LiveJournal and i promise ill post more.

2005-01-07T04:13:13Z

New Years resolution... get effing huge and dont forget about Livejournal. ill post more sorry.